Quilted

To be stoned and/or deeply under the influence of marijuana.

Dude...that smoke has me straight quilted, bro.

by pseudocris March 2, 2015

Quilted

Totally stoned beyond belief, way too high to even grab the Cheetos. When you broke into some bud you just weren't expecting and now you're paying the price.

Timmy ate three of my cookies and has been banging his bong all day. He's totally quilted.

by RattleTrap April 29, 2019

Quilting

when you stretch out your sack like taffy then a couple old spinsters take turns punching you in the face.

Before my big date tonight I’m meeting up nana’s bridge club to do some quilting.

by ButtMouth69 October 22, 2023

Quilted pussy

Checkered pussy after waxing

I have a quilted pussy

by Yerp65 November 18, 2022

Ass quilting

Taking advantage at a quilting party by riding bare back on a wipe clean rocking chair

Ooo I’m going big ass quilting at Ruth’s house

by Little hillside January 21, 2020

russian quilt

The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse

Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!

by Tristian Gross January 24, 2021

Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017