Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.

It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.

by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023

Ass quilting

Taking advantage at a quilting party by riding bare back on a wipe clean rocking chair

Ooo I’m going big ass quilting at Ruth’s house

by Little hillside January 21, 2020

Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017

Appalachian quilt orgy

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

by Prayergroup September 19, 2017

Quilt Guild

A bunch of bitchy women that feel they all know everything and aNY thing about quilting.

The meeting was a bust because the Quilt Guild couldn't agree on anything.

by Frustrated with stupidity November 7, 2016

the quilted gangbang

rape in the hood while knitting

I dressed up like superman and did the quilted gangbang it was quite hard

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017

Quilted pussy

Checkered pussy after waxing

I have a quilted pussy

by Yerp65 November 18, 2022