Ass quilting

Taking advantage at a quilting party by riding bare back on a wipe clean rocking chair

Ooo I’m going big ass quilting at Ruth’s house

by Little hillside January 21, 2020

Quilted pussy

Checkered pussy after waxing

I have a quilted pussy

by Yerp65 November 18, 2022

Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.

It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.

by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023

Quilt Guild

A bunch of bitchy women that feel they all know everything and aNY thing about quilting.

The meeting was a bust because the Quilt Guild couldn't agree on anything.

by Frustrated with stupidity November 7, 2016

Appalachian quilt orgy

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

by Prayergroup September 19, 2017

red flag quilt

When someone's personality and experiences have so many red flags that you could make a quilt out of them

My friend's baby daddy already has two other baby mamas, he's too broke to live on his own and had to move back in with his mom, and he's 15 years older than her. One of these red flags on its own might not be a problem, but this man is a red flag quilt.

by gum in my hair March 6, 2025

russian quilt

The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse

Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!

by Tristian Gross January 24, 2021