Patheticalness

1) The act of being pathetical
2) A word to describe the act of being a person who acts so pathetically that their name becomes the definition of pathetic.

Dude, that guy is such an asshole, the patheticalness meter on him must be off the charts!!

by dasmann March 28, 2010

Pothead

a person who smokes marijuana, especially habitually and on a very regular basis.

I don't understand how Jim can put up with his pothead son! He needs to straighten him up and help him to get a job and live a better life.

by Mozhgan Hudiburgh May 19, 2020

pothead

This word is definitely ***NOT*** pronounced \poa THEED'\ -- a person who's only real goal is to spark up another bowl; basically ignoring all else unlike a regular, garden-variety stoner.

{Chris}: Hey Joe, you know why Danny didn't show up for work this morning, donchya?

{Joe}: Yeah I do actually. Danny is a real pothead, and probably pissed away his last $20 on a dime bag for Christ sakes!!!

by Telephony April 22, 2012

Harry Pothead

Harry Pothead is the more urban version of Harry Potter. He uses his magical bong to fly though the midnight sky. He chills all day, and smokes fat doobies, he also has big tendancies to get drunk and have gang bangs. Harry Pothead is your average pothead with magical bongs.

1) *Deeep Inhale* *cough* * Cough + Exhale*

by HarryPothead February 8, 2003

Pythagorean Theorem

The Pythagorean Theorem states that if Pedestrian A attempts to cross in front of car B at anything less than a 90 degree perpendicular angle, we can conclude that Pedestrian A is getting cut off.

"John (the model citizen) used the Pythagorean Theorem to determine it was faster to cross the road in a straight line, rather than diagonally."

by Dubslar November 8, 2015

harry pothead

A urban spoof of the popular Harry Potter series of books. In this series of books, Harry smokes weed with his friends, plays Quidizzlefoshizzle instead of Quidditch, and practices black magic. The series of books includes -
Harry Pothead and the Stoned Sorcerer,
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crack, and
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Block A
Coming soon...
Harry Pothead and the Golden Shank

From the Stoned Sorcerer -
"Arry', I tink the professor is smokin' weed today go and see if we can get his stash. Said Ronald. "Fuck you, bitch ass nigga ho crip dawg mofo jackoff I gots my own organic foo'. Said Harry"

by Chipmunk January 3, 2005

pythagoras

the triangle dude

screw this sin, cos, tan crap... pythagoras what did you dooooo

by Doctor James Benson August 4, 2003