Pyro Pastie

The act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.

'That cunt next door is doing my head in, so I lobbed him a Pyro Pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers'

by iKaite July 14, 2009

Pyrocynical

A young man who regrets his life choices and the creator of Mlg telitubbies and shrek has swag

Pyrocynical tried to hook up with a 13 year old fre- uhh girl from France.

-Keemstar

by Lengend47 August 31, 2017

Pyromancy

A form of Sorcery or magic primarily consisting of toxens or fire. (term used mostly in the games "Dark Souls" and "Dark Souls 2")

My dick is burnt out like a sorcerer's pyromancy.

by Dorkeusmaximus December 8, 2014

pyrocynical

British commentator, who is known for his montage parodies, which has since been discontinued. He's also well known for having some top tier cringe on his channel.

Oh, Pyrocynical just uploaded another cringe video!

by comicsansfont August 9, 2016

Pyroclastic flow

Pyroclastic flow is Ice Cube's gangsta flow. It's his ability to rhyme to cool beats, and gangsta lyrics.

Official definition of Pyroclastic flow by Ice Cube :
What's the definition of a pyroclastic flow?
That's what happens when a volcano blow
That's what happens when Ice Cube starts to flow
Red hot lava mixed with saliva
Pulverising everything in its wake
Nothing can survive a pyroclastic flow

by Cube fan October 16, 2008

The Pyrocynical Effect

The creation/distribution of previously made subjects or topics for monetary and profit gain

Ex. "Jake Paul" "Logan Paul" "Fine Bros"

"im gonna make a video on Jake Paul!"
"nah, don't you'll be engulfed by The Pyrocynical Effect

by TwoRug August 23, 2017

The Pyro

The best "fuck people over" class in Team Fortress 2. The Pyro is good for fucking people over, mainly characters like The Spy, because he can pretty much blast fire everywhere in a room and end up killing every cloaked Spy inside. One cannot tell what the Pyro is saying behind his mask, whenever he tries to talk all you hear is a bunch of "hmmhmhhhmmm". The Pyro comes fully equipped with a Flamethrower which can continue to do damage even after death, and an axe known as the "Axe-tinguisher" the Axe-tinguisher is an axe wrapped in... barbed wire... and has a 100% critical chance if the enemy is on fire.

The Pyro: HMMMHMHMH

by maxatron July 31, 2009