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purple jesus rodeo

An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.

the name comes from the following:

Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo
GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!
by Jeff "Danger" Hoernemann November 29, 2010
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purple guy

An asshole who murdered 5 children probably for no reason, or for his own liking
He's the purple guy
by Pinkiepieswag7 June 29, 2015
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Purple Poon

A black girl with a disgusting mouth odor and love to have sex pleasure
She's Purple Poon!
by THUNDER BOLT February 26, 2013
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Purple Houdini

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.
Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.
by RBAK July 5, 2016
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Purple Skittle

Your special person/soul mate. Your other half. Some would call the love of ones life.

Sees the good and bad and loves unconditionally.

The person that brings out the best in you in a healthy and positive way. Sexually, Emotionally, and Physically.
I want to find my purple skittle.

I’ve found my purple skittle.
by DangleSnipeCelly July 10, 2021
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Purpletard

Hey! go help that purpletard!”
by Gretchen69420 January 1, 2022
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Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.
Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
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