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purchase cuddle

To celebrate a purchase of some choice item similar to a post coital cuddle.
I scored a Wii and celebrated with a purchase cuddle cell phone call to my bro.
by severehead December 20, 2008
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Lousiana Purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me.
by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008
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purchase college

"A close-minded, self centered social club, its just a meaningles fad. A bunch of chickenshit conformists."
Puchase college is a bunch of Yippies that think its cool to be artist. Purchase college equals TRENDY ART FAGS. DESECRATION OF ART.
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Louisiana Purchase

When a man enters his balls into a woman's vagina, one ball at a time and switching ball sides until orgasm. Can take a long time to do.
Last night, me and Mona made a Louisiana purchase!
by EddieVentura July 28, 2016
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Lousiana Purchase

Her ass is such a Lousiana Purchase.
by Fuck2013 January 13, 2021
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Yabo purchase

When a person uses their parents money to buy something unnecessary without telling them and selling it to them
Did u see what Blake bought, such a yabo purchase
by J-chizzy January 12, 2023
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