Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010

Pumping Lemma

The joke child of computer science.

Without the pumping lemma, Western civilization would have crumbled years ago.

by CS Realist April 29, 2013

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017

pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017

puppiness

the ability to retain a child-like demeanor despite becoming an adult

He has clearly lost his puppiness!

by peaceloveandpuppiness December 24, 2017

Pumping Loads

When a guy cums inside a girls pussy multiple times and doesn’t stop. Pumps the pussy full of cum loads.

Guy: Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night, and I was pumping loads inside of her.
Friend: Nice dude!

by Tigers09 March 20, 2022

mud pumping

the action of anal sexual relations to medicate constipation.

melissa was really constipated and had to get mud pumped; jose had to mud pump annie after she ate the twice baked spaghetti; howard was mud pumping the shit out of andrew after he ate his calzone.

by robbartles May 20, 2010