Puddle Fishing

The act of doing something in vain, doing something in a way that it cannot be achieved.

Making the air cleaner is puddle fishing when you are driving a car.

Puddle Fishing by MLE vonn July 3, 2005

puddle monkey 

A tweaker who hangs out around other tweakers "usually broke" hoping for a chance to get a hit from the meth pipe

I cant believe that puddle monkey hasn't gone home yet

puddle monkey by penaTRAYshawn July 15, 2020

puddlephile 

A man who is habitually attracted to puddlesluts.

Matt's always going after the puddlesluts....
He's such a puddlephile! Ish!

puddlephile by Matt's roommate B September 9, 2020

E puddle 

People you step on at raves and large EDM shows that are rolling so hard they can not stand up anymore. E puddles consist of one or more e tards sitting in the middle of the dance floor.

I couldn't believe those e puddles last night at Nocturnal Wonderland! They were everywhere!

E puddle by Tao of Joey March 11, 2008

Tummy puddles  

Making tummy puddles refers to male masturbation, it comes from the 'puddle' of seimen left on the males abdomen after explusion.

Some fine thing went by me today, was up all night making tummy puddles after.

Tummy puddles by markers May 26, 2008

puddle slut 

A skank ass girl who fucks a guy in order to get Meth. Originates from Utah

puddle slut by Mike Lee aka somebody July 20, 2003

puddle pimp 

The person that always has the dope sack and always get every one high and its nothing to them

Hey who's is that and why is every so happy to see her ..Oh that's the puddle pimp

puddle pimp by 1400 November 10, 2014