forced proximity 

a trope where the two characters are forced to spend time together

doing a project together

forced to work together

(forced proximity)

forced proximity by i love you mizuena January 9, 2023

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

cranial rectal proximity syndrome by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) 

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon

I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.

Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) by aaron_ros April 25, 2013

The Law of Inverse Proximity

Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.

Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"

The Law of Inverse Proximity by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011

Sack proximity 

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.

Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.

Sack proximity by Sackary June 8, 2010

toxic proximity  

a difficult relationship between two people that gets worse because of physical proximity to one another.

Can also be used to describe the environment just prior to a club beatdown when two people are about to gin. Think Jerry Springer.

"I think you and her have toxic proximity issues."

"I think you're right. She lives less than a mile away and she comes over drunk in the middle of the day and gives me shit."

"Too bad she's your mom."

toxic proximity by jewsy May 9, 2008

workplace proximity associate 

Another word for really good friend that you met at work.

I really love receiving gifts from my workplace proximity associate.

workplace proximity associate by Compwiz1548 October 28, 2018