Photoallergenic

A strong distaste of being photographed, often so strong that an Epipen or a trip to the hospital will often be required. Those who are photoallergenic often begin to develop rashes or hives, or their faces and throats begin to swell at the mere sight of a camera. It can be deadly if the delete button is not properly applied.

Person A: "Okay, everyone pose for a picture!"
Sally: "Come on Fred, It's just a picture."
Fred: "I don't feel so good..."
Sally: "Fred! Are you alright, you're face is swelling up."
Person B: "He's okay Sally, he's just photoallergenic."

by LLJU July 23, 2011

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

photoballing

Photobombing, but with your balls.

Sending her a pic of your balls instead of your dick.

Guys, why send dic pics for free? Photoballing leaves her in suspense.

by TheReturnedKing May 12, 2019

gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.

Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.

by Schlink238 January 24, 2017

Biden Protocol

A state of exit that involves no forethought or planning of any kind. Typical results involve: pulling out late, disappearing at night, leaving in a hurry, forgetting things and leaving them behind (ie. laptop, military equipment, personnel).

Omg that rich guy I met 9 months ago pulled a Biden protocol! I’ll give him his laptop back at court for his child support.

by Truthunfiltered August 30, 2021

Lens Protocol

Lens Protocol is a composable
and decentralized Web3 social graph
, ready for you to build on so you can focus on creating a great experience, not scaling your users. This can be used to connect with community without any boundaries and easily monetize content without adds giving users your content ownership

Developers build there apps similar to the Web2 ones for the community to use such as:
Lenster - something like Twitter

Lenstube - something like Twitter

lensta - something like Instagram

And much more

I recently moved from Twitter to Lens / Lens Protocol after i got suspended on X for my thoughts i love it

by DanIsNearby December 3, 2022

high protocol

High protocol is, in the BDSM community, a set of rules (or pre-determined etiquette) that are deemed acceptable behaviour for a submissive in a dom/sub relationship.

My partner and I are a fan of high protocol so I follow all their rules to a T, 24/7, when they punish me

by Garak September 7, 2023