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procrastibaking 

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
procrastibaking by Gertie002 March 27, 2010

procrastinate 

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute
one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator

procrastinaceous 

procrastinaceous proh-kras-tuh-neyt-a-ceou
s - adjective: 1. active, continuous and seemingly unending procrastination that affects productive work in detrimental ways. 2. doing everything else except your work despite impending deadlines.
i'm so procrastinaceous.
writing term paper, while watching basketball, surfing hi5 and facebook and checking email, (add favourite distraction here) etc
procrastinaceous by komplex November 21, 2006

Procrastibreak 

The act of taking a small break of procrastination during work hours, or dire times of actually needing to do something constructive and important.
You: "Oh man, I'm so glad I'm getting all of this work done, It's so productive!"
Computer: "I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Dave."
You: "Welp, better take a procrastibreak and check out these wicked-awesome definitions on urbandictionary.com"

OR

You: "I'm backed up with all this godawful work I have to do for tomorrow, It's driving me nuts!"
Conscience: "You should tell all of your friends on that favourite social network of yours."
You: "Damn right, I had better take a good procrastibreak to get my mind cookin'!

OR

Me - Take a wonderful procrastibreak between college work and decide to write a definiton on the internet..
Procrastibreak by Effort May 24, 2013

procrastication 

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
procrastication by cakeofages August 9, 2008

procrastinate 

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy
I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college
procrastinate by smoovestarr April 3, 2005