You: "Oh man, I'm so glad I'm getting all of this work done, It's so productive!"
Computer: "I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Dave."
You: "Welp, better take a procrastibreak and check out these wicked-awesome definitions on urbandictionary.com"
OR
You: "I'm backed up with all this godawful
work I have to do for tomorrow, It's driving me nuts!"
Conscience: "You should tell all of your
friends on that favourite social network of yours."
You: "Damn right, I had better take a good procrastibreak to get my mind cookin'!
OR
Me - Take a wonderful procrastibreak between college
work and decide to write a definiton on the
internet..