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pray to the porcelain god

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.
Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.
by bisque October 26, 2010
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Porcelain God

Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.
Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.
by Winston Zedimore December 8, 2004
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me no speakerino propeller englando

Gibberish for "I can't speak proper English". Commonly used by trolls that want to take the piss.
-"Hey dude, can you help me out please?"
-"Me no speakerino propeller englando".
by Kekbur420 June 11, 2017
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Proculsexual

Proculsexual: having sexual feelings only for people they're sure they can never be in a relationship with, like fictional characters, celebrities, etc.
Ava: I'm proculsexual.
Kylie: Well, obviously. You're obsessed with Jimin.
by ※ a v a ※ December 16, 2020
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self proclaimed genius

A self proclaimed genius is a person that thinks they either know everything, or that they are all that and a bag of chips.
A self proclaimed genius, she bragged about her IQ of 160, and the A on the World History Finals.
by SaggitarianPoetess May 28, 2006
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worship the porcelain god

to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed
After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.
by mandingoe April 26, 2004
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pricelined

1. To have been placed in the least desirable room in a hotel after booking a room using priceline.com. (Typically, priceline customers are identified as such in their reservations, and hotel employees are instructed to give these customers the worst rooms and amenities available.)

2. To have received substandard goods or services after paying a bargain price for said goods or services over the internet.
"My hotel room is right next to the elevator, has no hot water, and smells like vomit - I definitely got pricelined."
by bettyfreakinwhite October 7, 2009
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