Prebitching

The act of bitching at someone for something they have not said or done yet, but are known to do in specific situations

Ashley: "We're going to miss the fucking movie, you're always so late"
Me: "The movie isn't until tomorrow...."
Ashley: "Yeah well, I know you're going to be late"
Me: "quit the prebitching"

by fuckinashley November 24, 2017

Mass Probation

A period of time in which one refrains from masturbating, for fear that they would be caught.

Guy 1: Want to come for a circle jerk at Tony's tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!

by billstein9000 March 29, 2010

Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.

1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "

by booblover July 23, 2010

rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020

Profit

The step that comes after ?????

Step 1: Obtain Rednecks
Step 2: Abduct them
Step 3: Analy Probe them.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit

by ODST January 1, 2010

probate

The "coming out" ceremony for those who were pledging, especially in the NPHC. This normally includes masks covering the faces of those who were pledging until they are revealed as the newest member of XYZ. Also, other Greeks will show up, especially those of that sorority or fraternity that the probate is of and their sorors and brothers from other schools as well as their own. Other occurances at a probate are: reciting the Greek alphabet, acknowledging your big sisters or big brothers, the announcement of the line name and ones individual line name. Following this event, which attracts a lot of members, especially of the black race, is a party. Also, the newest members of that organization are showered with memorabilia to keep.

Did you see the Delta probate last Thursday? There were five girls on line and they arrived in police cars.

by girlchucked May 5, 2006

probied

When a man is made to do something he does not want to do by his wife.

me: "yo man you watching the heat game?"
friend: "nah man, im stuck watching Y&R"
me: "aw man you got probied!"

me: "yo u wanna get some beers later?"
friend: "can't dude, going to bed bath and beyond then mowing the lawn"
me: "man you got probied again?"

by notproby June 16, 2013