Bribing the Priest

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.

"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

priest

A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.

Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.

by Louis P. July 31, 2006

Priest Mahado

One of Pharoah Yami's Six priests and once owner of the millenium ring. he was in charge of securing tombs of yami's ancestors. Unfortunately, he met his death at the hands of Yami Bakura. Mahdo sealed his soul in a monster which is now yugi's Dark Magician

Mahado is the Dark Magician

by dark blade2 November 8, 2003

Judas Priest

An interjection used in place of "Jesus Christ!" in order to be less offensive.

(yelp! yelp! yelp!)
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"

by Nick D November 9, 2005

Priestly Fuck

1- An act of intercourse where the male involved seems completely switched off from the idea that the woman is meant to be getting pleasure, and instead simply gallops towards the semen depositing finale. It leaves the woman feeling like she may as well have been elsewhere. This is a priestly fuck, as one imagines that's exactly how a priest would do it- with as little extra contact as possible so as to make it less of a sin.

2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.

1- "I thought you liked Tim, why did you split up?"

"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over."

2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?"

(The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.)

Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself"

(Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief)

Tom- "Priestly Fuck!"

by MagickDio May 20, 2010

catholic priest

1. pedophile, child raper
2. male member of the Roman Catholic Church hierarchy

Man, I saw this loli walking around outside unattended. Lucky for her I'm not a Catholic Priest.

by filipino phil September 27, 2010

Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.

After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"

by xctx February 26, 2009