the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."

by PolChan December 6, 2014

Princess Layou

Expensive, pretty hookers in sci-fi costumes, who work fantasy venues.

Princess Layou worked the Comicon fantasy circuit.

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

priki

alien language created by X1's eunsang and wooseok in produce x 101 after they failed to communicate the word "puddi(petite)" which became a meme soon after the broadcast ended

- eunsang is such a memelord
- i know right we all love priki boy

- puddi
- pri
- puddi
- pi
- priki?

by babieunsang July 31, 2019

prinxiety

Prinxiety is the ship containing Anxiety and Prince(y) from Thomas Sanders and his sides.

(From Personality Q&A)
Anxiety: I dunno, I'm actually kinda getting into this. Bring it on.
Thomas: Alright! "If you had to kiss one of the others who would you choose?"

Us: *collective gasp*
Anxiety: Nope I'm out.
Us: *collective groan/wailing of fury and anguish* WHY MUST YOU TEASE US WITH PRINXIETY THOMAS

by Springkat March 26, 2017

Liberty Prime-ism

Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:

"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"

"Communism is a lie!"

"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"

"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"

"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!

by Kastera1000 April 22, 2010

puddle princess

1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.

2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.

3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.

My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.

by Notmynamehere July 23, 2023

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012