Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan April 4, 2007

Dick Pressers

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.

"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013

present mic

a very loud boy
he's aizawa's husband and soulmate

present mic pro hero

by dekuplusultra September 7, 2020

present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013

powerpuff presentation

A powerpoint presentation containing lots of flashy animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of other snazzy gimmics, but almost entirely lacking in any real substance.

Didn't the VP's presentation just blow you away? I loved the falling apples turning into dollar bills.

But what was the point?

Dunno; it was definitely a powerpuff presentation.

by jigsawz67 March 26, 2011

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

Prekster

Someone who is a clown, or someone who everyone makes fun of. These people are usually not very intellectual and don't understand that everyone is laughing at them. Can be shortened to Prek.

"God! What is she doing? She's so annoying, she's such a prekster."
"He's so jarring. He's such a prek

by FireworkClockDog February 8, 2023