Pregnant

A type of reflexive response that every man has installed into their brain.

Girl:”I’m pregnant”
Guy:*Runs away”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

pregnant

In message board lingo, this term is used to describe a poster (user) who is 'late' in a response to a certain topic, primarily in reference to the ever-popular "Person Above You" thread, where there is a possibility that numerous users are posting simultaneously.

whiskybear is pregnant.

by drunkengoat April 10, 2005

Pregnant

A joint that is rolled so inaccurately that most of the weed is cornered in one section of a joint.

"Jenna, seriously? You rolled another pregnant. Stop while you're at it."
"Dude, why the pregnant again?! I'll do it this time with your crappy joint skills."

by PABACAB February 5, 2015

Pregnant

To get really fucked up or to describe a good time

"Dude I got so Pregnant last night"

"Man I am going to get so pregnant tonight"

"You get preggers last night"

"After that shot of tequilla I was fucking pregnant"

by emiliob8 March 29, 2010

pregnant

a word that can be used in any context to show an excessive amount of emotion whether it be good or bad

girl: i like monkey brains on my pizza
boy: yo are you pregnant?!?

girl: i got straight A's and im going to harvard yay me
boy: ohh your sooo pregoooo..

boy: lets jump off of this cliff into a valley of death
boy: PREGNANT.IM DOWN.

by becca mat November 3, 2010

pregnant

When a joint has not been shaped ( the matirial in the joint is nicely even ) OR when you havent grinded a bud ( of weed ) and it creats, once rolled, i sort of pregnant look, like a small bubble in a pen

you didnt even grind it you idiot now it looks all pregnant

by Blazzer July 28, 2007

pregnant

A woman who looks fat because she is having a baby!

Graham: Eww! You look so fat! Lose some weight!
Hailey: I'm not fat, I'm just pregnant!

by aarondaelephanttipple June 23, 2018