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Pocoon

Discovered in Lorton, Virginia, a Pocoon is a hybrid possum (opposum) /Raccoon mix.
The pocoon has the head, jaws and sharp teeth of the possum, yet has the fur covered body and colorations of the racoon. Also distintive is the tail, as it is bare like a possoms, but sports a striped tuff, like a racoon at the end.

Since the initial sighting in 1999, there are no other known, unknown or imagined occurances of this species.
I was walking back from Multiplex and from out of nowhere a half-oppossom, half-raccoon ran into the middle of the path! It can only be described as a Pocoon!!!

Hey, that Pocoon just ate my cheetos!

Wow, did you see the size of that Pocoon!
by DoYoBelieve June 19, 2011
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Potton

An eccentric personality, frequently utilizes pornography as a tea substitute. Often found playing with musical organs and less frequently with own (male) organs. Occasionally has personal hygiene problems.
Look at that smelly man in the corner with his glasses stuck to his smart phone grunting with pleasure, he looks like a complete Potton.
by Greengrass November 12, 2012
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Jack left a polycum potion at Josy's last night...he's not getting invited back.
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The Squid Game Potion is a drink in a glass bottle with a cap covering the top. The contents inside the potion are unknown but studies have shown that they originate from Squid Game itself. The potion must be drunk at 3 AM and be kept in a room-temperature environment.
Today I'm going to be drinking the SQUID GAME POTION at 3 AM!!!
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