Pocoon 

Discovered in Lorton, Virginia, a Pocoon is a hybrid possum (opposum) /Raccoon mix.
The pocoon has the head, jaws and sharp teeth of the possum, yet has the fur covered body and colorations of the racoon. Also distintive is the tail, as it is bare like a possoms, but sports a striped tuff, like a racoon at the end.

Since the initial sighting in 1999, there are no other known, unknown or imagined occurances of this species.

I was walking back from Multiplex and from out of nowhere a half-oppossom, half-raccoon ran into the middle of the path! It can only be described as a Pocoon!!!

Hey, that Pocoon just ate my cheetos!

Wow, did you see the size of that Pocoon!

Pocoon by DoYoBelieve June 19, 2011

popoon 

the result of breaking wind while wrapped up in a big comfortable blanket, somewhat similar to a dutch oven, however a popoon is always self-inflicted

While wrapped in a down comforter and watching the classic "Cocoon", Norm ripped ass and suddenly found himself lying on the couch in his very own popoon.

popoon by danojamo October 30, 2009

Pocono Mountain East 

Pocono Mountain East High School is a place located in Swiftwater, PA. Let's get one thing straight: The school doesn't suck--the people do. Most (if not all) the girls are skanky, and spend most of their time on their knees rather than studying. The boys pretend they like girls when most of them are busy messaging the gay kid on myspace for a hook-up. And best of all is the administration. They're simply a bunch of hypocrites. They say one thing and do another. It's seriously a hot mess. Graduating from this school means you're nowhere NEAR facing the real world, because the curriculum is a joke, and the only thing the school focuses on are those annoying PSSA scores.

Boy: Jeeze, I'm so tired of PSSA's, skanky girls, and closet-cases!
Girl: Damn, you must go to Pocono Mountain East.

Pocono Mountain East by MrRelevance April 11, 2011

poconut 

A poconut is an insult to say that soemwone is stuppid.
Credit to my brother.

This fat orangutang is a poconut because he can't talk.

poconut by Nathan Bailey February 14, 2023

Pocono Mountain East High School 

this high school is a void. an endless wormhole that is in existence for one sole purpose. to slowly and painfully extract 4 years of your precious life. avoid at ALL costs.

"Fuck my life"
Student of Pocono Mountain East High School

Pocono Mountain East High School by All Knowing and All Powerful May 9, 2009

Poconos

A horrible dead end place where you'll be constantly suffocated by snow or the most disheartening form of human apathy imaginable. Every store here is a filthy, run down, redneck variant of it's other US counterparts. And at every turn in your life, the people that run half of them find new ways to fail you. The population consists of entirely of miserable boring old people and the poor misfortune souls who'd rather be somewhere else. Nobody grows into anything here, nobody is visibly happy, nobody has anywhere to go or meet up. You have potholes and shoprites almost exclusively. The people here almost seem like they're waiting to die and preoccupy the time they have alive completely deadened. Like these small towns are some sort of living lovecraftian entity that feeds off the shattered dreams and boredom of their residents until they are reduced to crumbling husks who just don't care about anything anymore. Deciding to screw over every other person around.

And Frodo drew his eyes to the proximal left of Sauron's Tower, upon the sad and dreary state of the Poconos. To see century old goblins with rotting teeth and glazed over eyes, bartering money for broken yet overpriced products and still he chose to walk up the volcano because the alternative just wasn't worth it.

Poconos by WorldsSaddestScallion March 28, 2022

Poconoyish

Of or like the poconos

“Yo, that two-sided pillow is cool. Checkered side for your main line friends and deer face for when you’re feeling poconoyish.
“Dead-ass, bro”.

Poconoyish by Hawley girl December 24, 2019