Porridge Oats

To make love in a particularly oaty way.
See "Fruit syrup" as an extention.

"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"

"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"

Porridge Oats by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018

Porridge guzzler 

the art of swallowing spunk!

Cameron was caught swallowing a queer team members spunk!! What a Porridge guzzler!!!

Porridge guzzler by Scotte so fucking hotte September 25, 2023

porridge pants 

Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.

I got so scared that I had porridge pants!

porridge pants by Birdie November 3, 2003

Porridge Chucker 

The name that is also used to describe a man's personal dongle....or love truncheon.

Man A: jeez, did you see Tom waving his porridge chucker about in the chaging rooms!!?

Man B: yeah, hope he washes that thing, god knows where it was or who it was in last night......

Porridge Chucker by chopperboy August 11, 2009

porridge rocket 

The implement you spear the beef curtains with - see beef curtains

I slowly entered her beef curtains and deposited my dick cheese from the end of my porridge rocket.

porridge rocket by Dr P Diddy October 17, 2003

porridge muncher 

To go down on (felate) your mate's (friend's) girlfriend or recently ex girlfriend.
(in that he may have consumed some of your semen).

You went down on my ex?
You're a porridge muncher!
You munched my porridge, ah ha. Porridge muncher.

Or
He went down on your girl?
What a porridge muncher.

porridge muncher by XSorXpire September 7, 2006

Porridge Pounder 

Porridge Pounder is a dark oatmeal stout created by Black Iron brewery for those darring enough to drink this bitter beer.

That Porridge Pounder is going to knock you on your ass.

Porridge Pounder by Black Iron Brewery March 4, 2010