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Poonin

adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.

past tense/noun: pooner
Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!

Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.

Example 2:

Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!

Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...

Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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Poopin' Games

the games on your cell phone/iPod (brick breaker, solitaire, etc.) that are only played when you are using the restroom for extended periods of time.
Person #1 - I have to use the bathroom

Person #2 - Would you like a magazine?

Person #1 - No, that's quite all right. I have some poopin' games on my Blackberry.
by Son Bon December 3, 2010
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poopin it

(verb) Changing one's normal behavior to satisfy the wants of the opposite sex without bettering the chance of intimate endeavors with whomever is involved.
Ross was poopin it tough last night at bali's with that girl
by mu epsilon alpha tau December 6, 2010
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Vladasmear Poopin

The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
Vladasmear PoopinAdolf Shitlershitlershit headshitcrapcleveland steamerboston blowfishjerk offmasterbate
by King Philly July 10, 2009
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Pooling

An effect created when a smaller bra is worn to cause the breasts to overflow, producing a desirable appearance
Deeeeyaaaammmm! That girl is pooling out of her shirt.
by Genny Nubbins November 5, 2006
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poopin' basket

a trumpet added to either an electric or acoustic guitar
"Joe played a mean poopin' basket at last nights show!!!"
by Mickey McFlarin February 8, 2010
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Poofin

When someone is acting stupid or doing something that shouldn't be done.
Doing something in goofy matter.
"Why is your brother walking so goofy"
"I don't know he be poofin some times"
by young tree trunk November 8, 2017
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