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Pompatus

I sing of the pompatus of love.
by Actor Mikesutton August 29, 2022
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Pompous bitch

Do mine Who is otherwise irritating but you still associate yourself with them.
Get over here you pompous bitch! I need to tell you something
by Pompousbitch February 21, 2018
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Pompous Twat

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Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like he keeps peasants on chains just to shake his cock after he pisses, he's such a pompous twat.

What a pompous twat, he looks like someone who would take his nanny when campaigning for an election and not understand the mockery because we "wouldn't comment if he'd brought his valet"
by The Twisted Navigator January 18, 2021
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Pompous Walk

When an individual walks as if a stick is so far up their ass it's tickling their throat.
The new neighbor has a real pompous walk. Did you see the way he stepped over the garbage can that blew over?
by AJS1234 February 23, 2021
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pompousarsery

Outward display of one's pompous attitude.
Disappointing how some people display their pompousarsery by judging others who chose to sell their Dogecoin.
by Woodrow Longfellow April 20, 2021
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Pompicious

When something/someone looks plump but suspicious at the same time
"Wow you're looking quite pompicious, are you sure you're going to the grocery store like that?"
by Stubbier July 28, 2021
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