Plastic Pollution Denier

A person or organisation secretly funded by the plastic industry who knowingly picks and chooses from modern research to create pro-plastic propaganda. Even when faced with undeniable photographic and scientific evidence, they will continue to claim that plastic pollution is fabricated by charities and the 'mainstream media' to misappropriate money. Possibly hates turtles.

A 'world-renowned expert' with dubious income source gave a short statement proving himself to be a Plastic Pollution Denier, "Plastic isn't the problem. People are. Why don't we just bury it? There's no shortage of holes"

by Seariously? July 6, 2023

Operation NO COLLUSION

A very poorly disguised conspiracy.

I knew something was up immediately, ya'll walking around like Operation NO COLLUSION.

by rexmortus June 3, 2018

Polluting the Rainforest

The term used to desribe when you are taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is steaming, you fart so that the stink attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.

Eating mexican food and sleeping in your girl's apartment can lead to Polluting the Rainforest the next morning.

by jfitz109 July 29, 2008

collusional

characterized by the denial of criminal or treasonous conspiracy that is contradicted by reality or rational argument

collusion + delusional

There is growing evidence that Donald Trump is collusional.

by jason is a social scientist May 10, 2018

pollutionism

The advocacy of increased pollution and environmental destruction / removal of environmental protection as a means to bringing economical prosperity and higher quality of living.
The movement to allow increasingly more pollution of the environment to increase profits for polluting industries. The opposite of environmentalism.

Koch Industries promotes pollutionism as the solution to the ailing US economy.

by Nogia February 23, 2011

resolution pollution

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.

I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.

by rodeoclown January 5, 2010

ass pollution

the accumulated effects of consistent farting over a period of time.

Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."

by Pete Dick March 14, 2008