Something that shouldn't be talked about with family and friends, it goes along with religon and other controversial topics, it's a quick way to piss of people and get in a fight.
Democrat: Abortion is THE RIGHT OF A WOMEN!!!
Republican: GOD SAYS IT'S A SIN, IT'S MURDER!!
Me: Mom, Dad can we just talk about school or something, god damn I hate politics
Republican: GOD SAYS IT'S A SIN, IT'S MURDER!!
Me: Mom, Dad can we just talk about school or something, god damn I hate politics
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
Get the politicsmug. the quote-unquote "refined" art of speaking, often for long periods of time, without actually saying anything.
by Achory September 24, 2009
Get the politicsmug. Well it's like this.
Freedom is a log with a giant cross-cut saw laying acrossed it.At one end of the saw are the Democrats and at the other end are the Republicans.The Democrats pull it this way and the Republicans pull it that way.They keep this up until they've sawed the log in half.Then they go back to their Satanic occult black lodges and gay anal eachother cause they are faggots.
Freedom is a log with a giant cross-cut saw laying acrossed it.At one end of the saw are the Democrats and at the other end are the Republicans.The Democrats pull it this way and the Republicans pull it that way.They keep this up until they've sawed the log in half.Then they go back to their Satanic occult black lodges and gay anal eachother cause they are faggots.
by feels like slavery to me/yup life sucks February 11, 2007
Get the politicsmug. The Canadian version of Pilates. A system of exercises designed to improve physical strength, flexibility, and manners.
Excuse me there, eh, I'm terribly sorry, didn't mean to rush you so rudely, but I may be just a wee bit late for my Polites class.
by Monkey's Dad February 24, 2020
Get the Politesmug. Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.
I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.
by Obama2014 September 1, 2012
Get the Politicsmug. A form of “opinion” where someone shares how they feel of how a certain thing should be handled, then to be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEMOLISHED INTO DUST BY 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS WITH BLUE HAIR that suppose that their opinion is objectively correct.
“Hey Brian!”
“Oh, hey jimmy! Did you hear what they said on Fox News?”
“what”
“did you hear what they said on fox news”
“…”
“Jimmy?”
“y-you must d-d-die. How could you ever watch something I don’t, I have rightfully decided that you are automatically a racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, and a fat shamer”
“how the fuck does that make any sense”
“Because. Brian. I don’t like it when someone has a valid opinion. we’re not friends anymore”
“What the fuck, I just asked if you heard what they said how does relate in anyway to politics?”
“ur mom”
“Oh, hey jimmy! Did you hear what they said on Fox News?”
“what”
“did you hear what they said on fox news”
“…”
“Jimmy?”
“y-you must d-d-die. How could you ever watch something I don’t, I have rightfully decided that you are automatically a racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, and a fat shamer”
“how the fuck does that make any sense”
“Because. Brian. I don’t like it when someone has a valid opinion. we’re not friends anymore”
“What the fuck, I just asked if you heard what they said how does relate in anyway to politics?”
“ur mom”
by cutout June 30, 2021
Get the politicsmug. A clusterfuck of clashing personalities and beliefs.
Person A: In Politics, no one can be wrong or right.
Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
by doomedfromthestart October 24, 2015
Get the Politicsmug.