Get the Porrnesian Parrapio mug.The LAST NAME of the HOTTEST BOY you will ever see. Acts like a golden retriever, kinda looks like one too. He never wears his mask properly but it's never fully off. He has a middle part... *FAINTS.* Probably not very smart... but his looks make up for it. ADORABLE SMILE. He's very tall and sexy. ALL the girls love him and want to be with him. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. He would make the perfect boyfriend/husband. He was crafted by ANGELS man... ANGELS.
"Hey, is that Stephan Puorro?"
"Yeah girl he's hot as hell!"
"OMG I want to marry him."
"BACK OFF I SAW HIM FIRST!!!"
"Yeah girl he's hot as hell!"
"OMG I want to marry him."
"BACK OFF I SAW HIM FIRST!!!"
by J.S. undercover January 13, 2022
Get the Puorro mug.Related Words
pmorr
• porridge
• porra
• porro
• Porridge Metal
• porridge wog
• porridger
• plorrid
• Porrange
• Porrdoh
Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"
"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"
Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"
"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"
Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"
by urban spaceman November 24, 2009
Get the Fanny porridge mug.I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.
by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR May 26, 2010
Get the Ghetto Porridge mug.Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"
by TransitTrain February 20, 2017
Get the Silent porridge mug.by Natthebrat777 March 29, 2017
Get the whore porridge mug.The act of hooking up with a chick and becoming intimate with her private lady parts. An obviously naughty reference to Goldilocks and the three bears where it was presumed that Papa Bear had the hottest bowl of porridge in the household. A calm, respectable reference to hooking up with a chick without saying any dirty words.
Steve: Wow! That chick in the blue is into you.
Chris: I know. She's buying some shots of Jagermeister. After that we're goanna go back to her place and I'm going to get some porridge.
Chris: I know. She's buying some shots of Jagermeister. After that we're goanna go back to her place and I'm going to get some porridge.
by krackerjack53 March 6, 2010
Get the get some porridge mug.