Plomp

To sit your self down after a long and exhautsing day.

I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.

All i want to do is plomp!

by Dav321 July 6, 2016

plosh

combination of splash and plop

The egg ploshed on to the pan

by Juicy Australia October 24, 2015

suck my plums

A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.

Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details

by Bastian - AZ June 1, 2016

Plops anonymous

A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .

Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.

by bennycnz July 9, 2010

plops away

Usually said to yourself when doing a poo so big it smashes the toilet water making a large splash! Similar to when pilot's said bombs away during ww2.

Lee desperately needs the toilet
Lee's on the toilet

Lee says PLOPS AWAY
Lee is relieved

by superjebb1 May 27, 2017

plops magrops

one day their was a guy named plops and a guy named magrops, then plops shat on magrops forming PLOPS MAGROPS

well... PLOPS MAGROPS
your shit at fortnite well... PLOPS MAGROPS

by xX69AdriansSloppySeconds69Xx May 9, 2019

titty plums

another word for nipples

man 1 :"damn, that girl got titty plums the size of pepperoni!"
man 2 :"what you complaining about, yo wife got titty plums the size of salami!"

by germ111222333 November 16, 2007