Pookabear

Pookabear a wild type woman with striking blue eyes and long blonde hair. This wild woman can be found in the 386 area code, please use caution at all times while visiting the area.

Helpful Tips:
Never try to wake up.
Never try to catch.
Never piss off.

Weakness short Italian man.

Pookabear = Pokemon

by Rootsono November 2, 2010

pookatish

the spoken phrase a swedish man says when he is high.

OMG. he is doing the pookatish

by discoshrooms May 9, 2006

pookanitis

The Greek God of Pookie's

Pookanitis rules over all pookie's

by Pookie27 August 12, 2007

phooketed

another word meaning fucked but is usually used in drunken slang and slurred speech!

what you did you do on the weekend,
answer: got phooketed!

by MMmmmmmof0 January 4, 2010

Pooka Bear

A majestic creature that lives in the clouds and protects humanity. A Pooka Bear is godly with knowledge, strength, and integrity. Pooka Bears represent winners

The man who saved another posed traits of a Pooka Bear.

by Llama goat July 5, 2018

Pookake

Pookake is when several people perform a variation of an act called "Bukake" where instead of ejaculating on to someone's face, they just take a fat shit on them instead.

Person 1: "AHHH! THOSE BIRDS JUST SHAT ON MY FUCKING FACE!"
Person 2: "hehe lol, get pookaked dumbass"

by WoWkeii August 27, 2022

Phootage

"Phootage" (noun): The unintentionally shaky and blurry video footage captured by amateur videographers using their smartphones, resulting in a visually chaotic and slightly nauseating viewing experience. Often accompanied by muffled audio and accidental finger coverings of the lens, phootage is a delightful blend of "phone" and "footage" that showcases the raw and unpolished side of modern-day documentation.

"Hey, check out this hilarious phootage I captured at the concert last night! It's like a rollercoaster ride for your eyes and a symphony of accidental finger taps for your ears!"

by psycho87 May 30, 2023