ero-petter

A pervert guy who likes anime

Look at ero-petter

Nice drawing ero-petter!

by Ero-Petter September 28, 2006

Petes Nose

This kid named Peter's nose, it is enormous. Can be used as reference of size to anything that is huge.

Did you see that sky scraper? Yea it was as big as Petes Nose.

Billy Mays' beard was as big as Pete's Nose.

by Gti KId July 6, 2009

petterass

Pedophile. One who sexually enjoys innocent youth as opposed to those their age.

"He's a convicted petterass dood..."
"... 8 year olds dood"
- The Big Lebowski

by n4rf September 28, 2003

Jon-Petter

Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.

With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...

by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009

petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.

You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .

by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017

petsessed

petsessed.
a perfect word to describe people who are obsessed with their pets!

Dan: Hey Sam, what's up?
Sam: I WAS COOKING DINNER AND MY CAT FLUFFY JUMPED ON THE TABLE SO I CAN GIVE HIM FOOD, HE IS SO CUTE!
Dan: lol
Sam: Check your emails, I sent you bunch of photos of him!
Dan: Sure, I take a look.
Sam: Hey what should I get fluffy? A king sized cat bed? or a queen sized cat bed?
Dan: ummm I don't know...
Sam: OMG FLUFFY IS KISSING MY FACE! I should go to the store and buy him some more food.
Dan: wow you love spoiling him don't you?
Sam: What can I say, I am a pet lover!
Dan: No you're petsessed!

by #mr.foodfreak April 23, 2018

Arne-petter

Arne and Petter is common norwegian names, but if you put the names together it gets a new meaning. Arne-Petter is usually a tall guy who often are referred as "the perfect wingman". Because of they're height and good vision, they can spot a pray in the club like no other.

Can often do a "wingman rape" to help the their friends getting laid.

I have a girl on the hook, but i need a "Arne-Petter" to close the deal, because of her lonely friend who are cockblocking me.

by Grabben May 10, 2014