eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"
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Lily may peacock is a raving lesbain and falls in love with PEPPA pig all the time her fav colour is blue and red and her fav sport is most likely football.commonly Lily’s may peacocks birthdays r 19th December
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by WhoDatFreshBoi May 20, 2017
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It's the adult equivalent of saying, "Hey mom, look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Watch what I can do!"
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It's the adult equivalent of saying, "Hey mom, look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Watch what I can do!"
The peacock can take many forms. This can be a Jersey shore asshole or a hipster fuck. Multiple polos with the collars up or massive ears plugs and tattoos on the neck. The result is the same.
Dude 1: Why is that guy wearing a top hat in the bar?
Dude 2: Because he's a peacock motherfucker
During a conversation at a party:
Guy 1 to guy 2: Fuck, man. Last night work was a nightmare. Right when I was about to get off work my boss came in and said...
Peacock with his shirt off: (walks through conversation) Hey guys, you see anything you like??
Guy 1: No. So anyways, my boss says...
Peacock: (rubs nipples) Are you sure you don't see anything you like?!?!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, you peacock-motherfucker before I punch you in the dick
Dude 2: Because he's a peacock motherfucker
During a conversation at a party:
Guy 1 to guy 2: Fuck, man. Last night work was a nightmare. Right when I was about to get off work my boss came in and said...
Peacock with his shirt off: (walks through conversation) Hey guys, you see anything you like??
Guy 1: No. So anyways, my boss says...
Peacock: (rubs nipples) Are you sure you don't see anything you like?!?!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, you peacock-motherfucker before I punch you in the dick
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For example, Bob, while dating Jane, paid for dinner, brought her flowers & candy, won prizes for her. However, after confirmation of a mutual relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) all actions taken to impress Jane are now gone. Ergo, Bob was peacocking. courting dating
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