A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.
Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
by Mot241 June 25, 2009
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*number.numer*inches and loves all the ladies. He's only known to say 1 or 2 words to them before trying to jump them in bed and bang them!
On other hand he does take time to chill and breathe while helping others rather their problem is about sex or not! ;) haha. This is lame I know!
*number.numer*inches and loves all the ladies. He's only known to say 1 or 2 words to them before trying to jump them in bed and bang them!
On other hand he does take time to chill and breathe while helping others rather their problem is about sex or not! ;) haha. This is lame I know!
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This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.
"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).
"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).
Ozzy: Hey, can I come up to your big fancy office and make fun of you?
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.
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The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?
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