Pedestrianing 

A verb meaning to walk across the street. However, one will be judged for the lack of brain cells if this word is used.

Bob: While I was pedestrianing across the road--
Joe: Are you thick? You "walk" across the road.

Pedestrianing by jkfootball2 February 20, 2011

pedtextrian 

One who walks and texts at the same time, generally not regarding those around them.

I was nearly knocked down twice today on the sidewalk by pedtextrians.

pedtextrian by enochall May 3, 2011

plebestrian 

Used by drivers to describe silly pedestrians who like to step out into traffic!

THUD!! there goes another plebestrian bouncing off my bonnet!

plebestrian by Fishman November 19, 2004

pigestrian 

A pigeon walking on the sidewalk.

"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."

pigestrian by cdafox April 13, 2010

petextrian 

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.

petextrian by gnemo November 16, 2009

Spedestrian

Slow moving, clumsy, stupid pedestrians. Not fit for sidewalks, bike paths, roads, etc.

(See Sped)

"Omg I can't get around this stupid spedestrian!"

"That Spedestrian forgot his helmet!"

Spedestrian by Hoofy February 11, 2009

pedestrianized 

Being left without a car or some other motor vehicle.

(Your brother takes your car without asking)

"I'm going to the store. Where's my car? Damn it! I've been pedestrianized"

pedestrianized by Sylvia September 23, 2008