Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009

pecker berries

abnormal growths on ones junk aka genital warts

dude ethan totally got pecker berries from that chick in branford

by qazxdr56 April 13, 2010

Pecker Pudding

Same as sperm, seamen, cock snot, snake spit, worm slime, baby batter, pearl drops, boner barf and tonsil white wash.

Man, she choked it so hard she got a face full of pecker pudding.

by Roamer of Rooms June 21, 2010

Pecker Heater

1) A Vagina

2) A term used to call an individual a Vagina

Quit being such a pecker heater.

by ZBERG May 22, 2014

pecker ripper

This is an unfortunate happening when you are receiving a blowjob from a chick that has braces and the metal rips the skin- hence a 'pecker ripper'

--Johnny is getting his cock sucked by a piece of jailbait

Johnny - Woah you are really good, the metal is an extra bonus!

chick - Mmmfff..

Johnny - Wait it's getting caught on metal.. AUGGHHH!!

hospital nurse - I guess Johnny got a pecker ripper

pulls out a bloody dick

by hieronymus lex November 12, 2012

pecker gnat

small gnats flying around a dogs pecker when its hot outside

Bob:Hey bill look at spot hes swarming with pecker gnats, hes licking his balls, bet you wish you could do that Bill: spot would probably bite me Bob.

by briar gates November 13, 2004

pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.

Don't be a pecker snot!

by Chris December 2, 2003