a worthless chickenshit scrub who has to rely on others to get around, but still arrogant enough to think he's the shit. Pussy Peanuts have no balls and are encouraged mainly by their parents because they have no crew
We call Craig pussy peanuts cuz he's a pussy and peanuts are worthless.
He guilt tripped me to hang out with him cuz he has no other friends.
He guilt tripped me to hang out with him cuz he has no other friends.
by Kreeper May 20, 2008
Get the pussy peanuts mug.When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014
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Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"
by Reyvor January 14, 2016
Get the Burning Peanuts mug.“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018
Get the Asshole Peanuts mug.An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021
Get the juicy peanuts mug.To shit ones pants. This can be used both literally or figuratively.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.
"Guy chill out, don't drop your peanuts!"
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."
by shittybex September 19, 2016
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