parental controls

Software designed by parents to keep their children from discovering new things about life.

The kid could not bypass the parental controls to get what he needed.

by BounceFire December 2, 2021

paper parent

Visiting parent after divorce court

A laser printer sears that pour souls new parent designation visiting parent.
Cut out of the family picture cast into a dumpster of hate that paper parent

Never gives up

by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

Mr.Parente

An ELA teacher with dark brownish hair. Looks tall when ur in 6th grade, but is actually average height. Likes to collect books, a HUGE fan of O.Henry and Mark Twain. uses high order vocabulary words in conversations. Likes to play scategories and geotastic. Overall a great teacher. Lowkey is Jake Peralta’s older brother

Student:Hey have you met mr.parente?
Student 2: yeah! He’s awesome

by ghccgh sthmjdy)-*h,st October 18, 2021

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

Parental Advisory

Advertising ploy aimed at children and young adults

We should put a parental advisory on our crummy album so it will sell

by LilSexy April 6, 2004

God parent

Guardians who agree to love and care for the child as their own. A second set of parents if you will. They promise to be there to guide the child and teach them right from wrong, to love and nurture them as their parents would. In the event that the biological parents should both pass away, the godparents agree to accept the child as their own.

We are so thankful Anna has god parents who spend so much time with her.

by Godwilling May 31, 2017