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Parris Island

Absolute hell on earth. Recruits live here for the 3 longest months of their life, getting beat, having their bodies destroyed, every muscle in their body being broke down by the toughest beings on the planet, Drill Instructors. Much blood, sweat, and tears are spilled on this island, and the only way off is to survive, or die. There is no quitting, there is no escaping. There is only discipline. Marines are made here.
Drill Instructor: "Welcome to my island, Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island. The only way OFF my beloved island is to complete my training, or come off in a bodybag. Its up to you. Now get off my fucking bus right now! MOVE YOUR ASSES!"
by Deathspartan66 August 14, 2009
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dead parrot

A surreal dud, con or fraud.

Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.

Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."
by irritant August 4, 2004
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parry block dodge

Just parry, block or dodge.
A random freshie: "BRO WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ME"
Power 60 shattered katana azure flame: "Just parry block dodge mate"
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to parrot

To put your cock on someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.
John: I tried to parrot Judy last night!
Bill: Cool story, bro!

Carter: I totally parroted Judy last night!
Eric: Cool story, bro!

Daniel: I can't wait to parrot Judy tonight!
Mike: You motherfucker!
by theParrottron August 14, 2012
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Parred

Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"
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Parroting

The act of repeating heard information without educating oneself on the subject or forming an intelligent argument of one's own.
"That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just parroting what he read in a headline."
by MisanthropyReigns November 8, 2018
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