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hamburger parents

Hamburger parents. Parents that give in to all of the demands of their li'l precious ones and then wonder WTF happened? Clueless and run thru their "loving" kids' own peresonal parent shredders, they continue to drift aimlessly thru parenthood lost in the daily grind. Result: hamburger parents.
Hey Fred, "Look at those rude kids."
"Yup." "They were brought up by their hamburger parents."
by jethrojones August 9, 2012
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stage parents

These are the kind of parents that will do just about anything to gain fame, money or prestige through the beauty and cuteness of their children. A good example of these type of parents can be found in reality shows like "Toddlers and Tiaras" or "Dance Moms".
Becky: Did you see that dance routine that Ava performed on "Toddlers and Tiaras" last week?
Grace: *sighs* Yes.

Becky: What's wrong with it?
Grace: There's nothing wrong with the routine, or with Ava - for that matter. It's her parents.
Becky: There's something wrong with her parents?
Grace: Yeah, *scoffs* they're stage parents, duh!
by zetazetaram September 14, 2014
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Jekyll and Hyde Parenting

A style of parenting that provides a full spectrum of emotional and psychological experiences to a child vis-a-vis the parents’ instability and addictions which lays the groundwork for years of in-depth psychotherapies in which the child, throughout their lifespan, has the opportunity to undo the warp and find some semblance of balance and potentially, a sense of a true self.
Yup, at our house it was nose-to-the-grindstone discipline during the week and then Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride when the weekends rolled around; my parents were practicing devotees of Jekyll and Hyde Parenting.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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Parents

Parents-noun

1) People who think a "normal teenage social life" involves studies and chores.
2) People who think a drivers license is a "go out and pick so-and-so up from practice/supermarket shopping" license.
3) Someone who thinks the stories and problems you tell them in confidence are fun things to share with friends and family.
4) People in the previous generation who believe nothing has changed since they were teenagers.
5) People who believe school vacations/ weekends are one of the following: family time, chore time, study time, homework time, "let's go do something I want to do" time, "let's wake up earlier than you would on a school day to get an early start" time.
6) People who can vote but still manage to screw the country over.
7) People who want us to form our own opinions as long as they influenced them.
8) People who don't care about global warming, greenhouse effect, extinction, nuclear war, or the world going to hell because they figure they'll be dead before the worst of it happens.
9) The people who think we should have censors on our music when all of theirs talked about rape, sex, and drugs.
10) The people who have 3+ kids when they can barely handle 1 and say they had the others by "accident."
11) Someone who thinks it is appropriate to come on to campus looking for you because you have taken more than 3 minutes to get to their car.
12) The people who you work for without pay and knew parenting was a hard responsibility but still expect something in return.
13) The people who say grades don't matter as long as it's your best, but get angry if you get a grade lower than an A-.
14) Someone who thinks long hair is unacceptable when they walked around with mohawks and fros.
15) Someone who thinks spending MORE time with them is going to fix your relationship.
I can't go to the party tonight because my parents need me to come with them to shop.
by RDCM July 20, 2008
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Karenitis

A disease that causes middle aged entitled women to behave like animals when they don’t get their way. If met with resistance from people, the Karenitis will start to develop. Symptoms include dramatic outburst, arguing with strangers about random things that don’t concern them, and asking to speak to ones manager. May also include threats of suing or calling the police. A lifelong virus that can only be cured by public exposure and losing her job.
‘’That crazy older woman has the Karenitis! That is why she blows up in public over things that are none of her business’’
by Jane D’oh! July 23, 2020
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Parents Television Council

A website that I use to determine which shows are the best. The shows that the PTC whines the most about are clearly worth watching, and the ones that they give their seal of approval to are to be avoided at all costs.

They are currently ranked 'World-Class' in their whining abilities.
So, Parents Television Council, why do you whine about shows that are on at 9pm, when kids have already gone to sleep? Why do you have such an unhealthy obsession with Seth MacFarlane?
by EvilDash0 November 5, 2010
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Asian Parents

People who came from Asia/Parents and just LOVE to :
A:Control your life
B:Ruin your life

C:Force you to have good grades
D:Make you become a doctor,lawyer,etc.
F:Never let you go anywhere unless its school
G:Don't let you be in a serious relationship

H:Hate it when you wear short clothing
I:Talk behind your back
J:Talk crap or brag about you
K: Rarely have your friends over
L:Are cheap and try to "Save" on money
M:Expect a lot from you
N:Want you to go to a good school
O:Call you stupid, idiot,disgrace,mistake,etc....
etc....
Asian Mom: "WHY DO YOU PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER SO MUCH!!!!???"
Me:"I was stu-"
Asian Mom: "DON"T TALK BACK TO ME!!!!"
Asian Dad: "Okay sweet heart do you know who the maker of Tesla,rivian,Mercaedes,and what It,and MIT stand for????"
Me: ".....No...?"
Asian Dad: "WHY DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID??!!!!!!!!"
Asian Parents: "YOUR SO STUPID"
by Lunar_Eclispe90111 November 29, 2019
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