Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
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A high school classmate who always pretends to know more than the teacher while constantly asking irrational questions.
"Stop being a college packer, Rohan" -My classmates in Kagel
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An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.
Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
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refers to a specialized rock roadie dealing with oral insertion (by forceful exhalation) of cocaine into the band member's anuses.
I was paid to be the powder packer for Fleetwood Mac on the road
by hottubgetindapoo December 7, 2010
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A person who attempts to smuggle drugs (cocaine, heroine, meth etc.) by swallowing balloons, condoms, and latex gloves and recover them from a bowel movement.
In Locked Up Abroad, Mark Knowles is considered a body packer, he swallowed 67 condoms filled with cocaine.
by Lena-Scarlette Katrina August 21, 2008
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A person who will sit in a class and make random and spasticated movements. he will not realise he ia doing this or realise anyone has noticed.
E.g gorming out, violently tapping pens onto tables, swaying on a chair like he's monging out and generally creeping you out.
BAG PACKER!!! Check out what he's doing this time...
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1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.
by jp November 30, 2003
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