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Greasy Pablo

The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for the next unlucky soul who touches it.

This could also possibly be performed with a bad case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

Additionally, it could be the icing on the cake following a good Upper Decker.
My boss totally pissed me off at work yesterday so I stayed late and left him a Greasy Pablo.
by Mortachi September 9, 2006
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Pablowned

A level of ownage even greater than Pizzowned. This word only occurs once a millenia. It is used to describe an event in which an individual is owned so badly that they literally explode into shit.
Lang Pablowned Tim in the face last night.
by Mok3sp33d July 21, 2006
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Paulooza

A Paulooza is a type of noodle that loves to interact with various shrimps. He/she can be seen jumping into lockers and meowing in various ways. He loves shrimps ALOT. He/she usually goes by the name Mr. Noodle. He/she disguises as a human and thee names he/she will use are... Paul, Pauleen, Paula. A Paulooza loves cats.
Kayla says: "is that a Paulooza?"
Stephen: "Oh yeah he's so hot when he humps the lockers"
by Mr.Virga August 10, 2019
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Pablo T

The coldest Mf alive, he killed his kids kids, he’s the king of kings and loves men
I saw Pablo T today, I was so scared I pissed myself
by MakMak007 January 1, 2022
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Mayo palooza

When a bunch of shitty white dudes descend on a party and completely fuck up the dude/chick ratio.
Bro, that topless pool party was a nasty good time until those lames turned it into a mayo palooza.
by Ranchgirls November 9, 2020
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Dirty pablo

When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole
by Linda108 April 1, 2020
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Pablo Escobar

The biggest colombian cocaine distributor of all time, know for ruthlessness. Named the 7th richest man by forbes magazine in his prime, and in general was a fuckin beast
They brought in a man in a chevy blazer, when he got out, Pablo got up and exceuted him and then asked me what i wanted for dinner.
by kyle April 4, 2005
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