"Plan M" (where M = "Masturbation").
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.
Person 1: So what's plan B if she's not attracted to you?
Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.
Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.
by daddyDDollazDeluxx December 26, 2013
Get the Plan M mug.Giving money to one's sexual partner for possibly an abortion after knocking up one's sexual partner.
by Tryna keep it 100 August 29, 2016
Get the Plan B money mug.A plan be weekend is when you throw all caution to the wind and take your girl to creampie city all weekend, only to deal with it Monday by taking Plan B emergency contraception.
Them: How was your weekend?
Me: Excellent, creampied my old lady 6 times and went to the pharmacy this morning for the morning after pill.
Them: Ah, the plan b weekend
Me: Excellent, creampied my old lady 6 times and went to the pharmacy this morning for the morning after pill.
Them: Ah, the plan b weekend
by pee80 July 16, 2018
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Get the Plan X mug.this is the girl/guy that you call when you are drunk and horny. You wouldn't have sex with Plan F when you are sober, but you didnt pick up anyone at the bar and cant get ahold of anyone else. Plan F is the person that no matter what time it is, he/she will always let you come over and have your way with them.
GUY1: "Ahh man, I was so wasted last night."
GUY2: "Did you meet up with Kim?"
GUY1: "No, she fell asleep and I couldn't get ahold of any of my other booty calls, so I went to Plan F's house and woke her ass up."
GUY2: "Eww, damn you must have been desparate."
GUY2: "Did you meet up with Kim?"
GUY1: "No, she fell asleep and I couldn't get ahold of any of my other booty calls, so I went to Plan F's house and woke her ass up."
GUY2: "Eww, damn you must have been desparate."
by silkysmooth85 September 21, 2009
Get the Plan F mug.Referred to in popular American sitcom Friends, in which in one episode Phoebe and Joey concoct an 'evil' plan to get Rachel and Ross back together by setting them both up on terrible dates in the hope that they realise how right they are for one another or something.
But anyway, once they have formed the plan Phoebe points out that this means they can do the plan laugh, which is basically an evil laugh which follows the creation of a good ol' fashioned evil plan. Usually used by villains such as Bond villains etc.
It goes a bit like this, "Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa"
But anyway, once they have formed the plan Phoebe points out that this means they can do the plan laugh, which is basically an evil laugh which follows the creation of a good ol' fashioned evil plan. Usually used by villains such as Bond villains etc.
It goes a bit like this, "Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa"
Phoebe: Ooooooh, now we get to do the plan laugh!
Joey: How does that go?
Phoebe: Muahahahahahaaaa
Joey: Oh I get it, wohohohohohooooo...
Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan.
Joey: How does that go?
Phoebe: Muahahahahahaaaa
Joey: Oh I get it, wohohohohohooooo...
Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan.
by Zelda199 January 14, 2007
Get the plan laugh mug.Dude, I used a condom and it broke. We couldn't find a morning after pill or a coat hanger, so we used Plan D. Guess what? I ain't the baby's daddy!
by Sam Foothorn January 3, 2008
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