Osteoporosis

A serious disease in which bones become weak and brittle.
The body constantly absorbs and replaces bone tissue. With osteoporosis, new bone creation doesn't keep up with old bone removal.
Symptoms include bone fracture or loss of height.
You can prevent or treat it by keeping a good diet and healthily exercising, and taking vitamins or supplements will work as well.

What, you thought I was gonna make a meme?!

Person: *Falls in wheel chair* I have Osteoporosis!
Deadpool: *Presses Pause* This isnt funny. Stop looking. Click away! Don't look at it! LISTEN TO ME! This is not cool! Don't like it! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

by Just Somebody Else October 7, 2020

osterberger

Stunningly sexy man who is able to cause girls to cum everywhere. Literally everywhere. All over the place. Generally very muscular and with great curly hair. No girls can resist

Wow that guy is a real Osterberger in bed!!

by Killinthegame69 December 10, 2016

osteopornosis

A degenerate disease of the bone.

That Kevin's a real pervert - I hear he's got osteopornosis.

by kynon May 30, 2005

Osten

A very hot guy who attracts all the girls. Osten is a boyfriends worst nightmare. He is very attractive

Osten is so handsome.

My boyfriend is jealous of Osten

by Ostenb555 October 18, 2018

Osteenite

Osteenites are those who follow the teachings of the Osteen. They believe that every day should be a Friday and that while proclaiming to be Christian that Jesus has only tertiary significance to their faith. While professing to be a sect of Christianity the teachings followed by Osteenites more closely resemble those of Dr. Norman Vincent Peale ("Power of Positive Thinking") or Rhonda Byrne ("The Secret"). Osteenites are also known to on occasion practice "Meyerism".

"OMG SALLY! HAVE YOU READ "YOUR BEST LIFE NOW"!?!? It changed my life! I am flying to Houston next week to go to Lakewood Church and am selling off all of my possessions and donating the money! It's ok though, as long as I stay positive I'll have TONS of money again in no time, and not a single care in the world!" "Chris, you're acting like a total Osteenite, knock it off."

by Everydaysawednesday September 17, 2012

Osterhage

The sweetest last name ever! People with this last name are scientifically proven to be all around sweeter and awesome.

Anna Osterhage aka "sweet as hell"

by Anna O. January 13, 2008

Mostest-Ostest

The largest real number imaginable. It is equivalent to infinity -1.

Generally used in disputes to quantify how much one likes/dislikes something.

(Guy) This burger is awesome. I love burgers.

(Girl) I love them more than you, I love burgers the most.

(Guy) I love burgers the Mostest-Ostest.

(Girl) Your mathematical superiority has left me with no viable response. I bow down to your supreme love of burgers.

by Professor Smith November 25, 2006