A DDoS client made by Praetox.com, this is one of the more widely used clients. Its effectiveness is debated, because some think there are easier ways, simply via MS-DOS or Notepad. Some believe faithfully in its use.
"Let's use our fanbase to Low Orbit Ion Cannon the people at RIAA! Why not? We don't have anything else to do."
"guys, add some to the cancer on 4chan and give them some low orbit ion cannon ownage."
"guys, add some to the cancer on 4chan and give them some low orbit ion cannon ownage."
by Kurusunami October 17, 2008
Get the Low Orbit Ion Cannon mug.Researched intensively at a mid-sized public university in 2003, the Orbit Theory was established to explain the symbiotic relationship of when a large, unattractive female associates frequently with several highly attractive females or 'Bettys'. Quite simply, the attractive females have someone to complain to about typical problems, i.e. "Guys are assholes", "I'm ragging hard today", or "My V.D. won't clear up." The asthenically challenged female also provides a 'worst-case scenario' for the buxom women, as they know that life could be much worse if they looked like their dumpy little counterpart. However, the stout little fuggly stands to gain quite valuable aspects by hanging out with the attractive hotties: she may be able to see more suitable men, gain confidence by having smoking hotties as friends, be invited to fancier shindigs and box-socials, and become a BJ Queen for the men which cannot achieve coitus with said hotties. The mutual benefit for both parties is similar to celestial bodies which use their gravitational pull to prevent smaller moons from wondering into space...hence "Orbit" Theory; one large body benefiting from several smaller bodies surrounding itself and maintaining a gravitational pull in its orbit.
Four strikingly attractive women enter a local pub, in search of alcoholic beverages. Suddenly, at the end of the Betty trail is a stout female, no taller than 5'5" and a tanned face eerily similar to that of a tanned Pillsbury Doughboy. The last female entering the bar would complete the "Orbit Theory" equation: 3 or > #(Hotties)+1(Oompa Loompa or 'M&M')= The Orbit Theory
by 4 Amendment Rights March 3, 2009
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An orbit that permits a communications satellite to mantain a fixed position relative to the surface of the earth.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003
Get the Geosynchronous Orbit mug.A filipino male with spikey hair , lots of energy , sometimes seen with a fake slash on his left eye & dancing-all-the-time DJ. If you are in the bay area you will need to be equipped with a device to locate positive energy , wild instinct , & loud but contagious attitude ! He will take you to ORBIT !
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Get the AJ Orbit mug.Black people with extremely fair complexions (because they're so HIGH yellow it's like they're in orbit around the earth).
JASON: Why aren't there any Black people in Guitar Hero?
DERON: There's Tom Morello; he's actually Halfrican.
JASON: But he's in orbit yellow; he'd ruin the curve on the brown paper bag test!
DERON: One-drop rule.
DERON: There's Tom Morello; he's actually Halfrican.
JASON: But he's in orbit yellow; he'd ruin the curve on the brown paper bag test!
DERON: One-drop rule.
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