Skip to main content

Dick Ooze

The jelly that spills out of a man´s burrito when he gets overexcited with a girl´s Taco Al Pastor if you catch my drift ladies/ gentlemen
"Damn dude, you wouldnt believe the Ooze I shot after a hard session of knobbing at Jenny´s last night" -Some dude named Jeff who plays in the Lacross Team

"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude

"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin
by The Real Slim Chad May 17, 2018
mugGet the Dick Ooze mug.

Mr ooze

a kid in my class whos fat oozes out of his chair.
ewwwwwwwwww look mr oozes fat is oozing out of his chair
by BigHairyBurger December 5, 2019
mugGet the Mr ooze mug.

ogre ooze surprise

When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
mugGet the ogre ooze surprise mug.

Oozing Ass Juice

Our homeboy Tyranitar has some of the worse oozing ass juice i've seen
by ASS EATTING JEW 69 May 6, 2018
mugGet the Oozing Ass Juice mug.

It's oozing out

This phrase is often referenced to one of Dreamybull's videos in which he says "I'm about to cum", after many different ways of referencing to the joke including but not limited to; Ambatukam, Ambatubas, (etc.) One in particular stood out; "It's oozing out" referencing to the act of climax in sexual intimate actions.
Kid: It's oozing out sussy ohio skibidi!
Class: Shut the fuck up, retard!
by Stainedy January 8, 2024
mugGet the It's oozing out mug.

wizard of ooze

A joking way to refer to the film the Wizard of Oz, or a way to describe strange or extraordinary circumstances, especially those with parallels to the film. May also refer to a wholesome, happy movie or an old-timey one.
"What is this, Wizard of Ooze?"
"Wizard of Ooze is my favorite movie dawg"
"You guys need to stop acting like Wizard of Ooze rejects"
"You skate park rejects ain't even seen Wizard of Ooze"
by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024
mugGet the wizard of ooze mug.

Ooze a blooper

The act of pooing in which the poo is roughly the consistency of soft serve yogurt, perhaps with toppings or perhaps without.

.
“I need to ooze a blooper,” I told my wife, who rolled her eyes in response
by Japles P April 23, 2023
mugGet the Ooze a blooper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email