ogre ooze surprise 

When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”

“God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”

ogre ooze surprise by Qeefburger October 23, 2017

ooze'n'snooze 

To masturbate and then fall asleep

Person 1: Damn, it's getting late. I think I'm going to whack it and then pass out.
Person 2: Ah, you mean the ol' ooze'n'snooze.
Person 1: Why of course.

ooze'n'snooze by Alex Wilson January 9, 2008

Ooze and snooze 

To fall asleep immediately after jerking off.

person 1: couldnt fall asleep last night, so i went on pornhub to ooze and snooze
person 2: why the fuck would i want to know that?

Ooze and snooze by Quintavius Gooch September 1, 2025

Slobbering ooze 

That last one of your friends who's hopelessly devoted to sharing why they believe your in the wrong about life choices and financial considerations absolutely ignorant about weapons and designer dress, maybe you if you're interested in my 3cr13 blade too closely, herpes-aides-gangrene-rabis-meth-covid 19-flu

You better not force me to undergo anymore w.m.d. attacks in the form of a gelled stilletto knife, if you're going to try telling me my knife is a weapon you can be the slobbering ooze on slanderous assault charges and drool everywhere after COVID 19 where's it's genetic structure is like to see that it is in fact just another rock

Slobbering ooze by Cody5050 December 23, 2021