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ooze'n'snooze 

To masturbate and then fall asleep
Person 1: Damn, it's getting late. I think I'm going to whack it and then pass out.
Person 2: Ah, you mean the ol' ooze'n'snooze.
Person 1: Why of course.
ooze'n'snooze by Alex Wilson January 9, 2008

Ooze and snooze 

To fall asleep immediately after jerking off.
person 1: couldnt fall asleep last night, so i went on pornhub to ooze and snooze
person 2: why the fuck would i want to know that?
Ooze and snooze by Quintavius Gooch September 1, 2025

Slobbering ooze 

That last one of your friends who's hopelessly devoted to sharing why they believe your in the wrong about life choices and financial considerations absolutely ignorant about weapons and designer dress, maybe you if you're interested in my 3cr13 blade too closely, herpes-aides-gangrene-rabis-meth-covid 19-flu
You better not force me to undergo anymore w.m.d. attacks in the form of a gelled stilletto knife, if you're going to try telling me my knife is a weapon you can be the slobbering ooze on slanderous assault charges and drool everywhere after COVID 19 where's it's genetic structure is like to see that it is in fact just another rock
Slobbering ooze by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026