Skip to main content

oopstika

Accidental creation of a swastika, such as the incident with the Navy barracks located in Cornado, Calif (see Google Earth map: Eniwetok Rd. San Diego, CA 92155)
Question: "Who's the antisemite who baked these nazi-shaped cookies?!"

Answer: "Oopstika! They were supposed to be pinwheels!"
by Captain Kyano October 17, 2007
mugGet the oopstika mug.

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".
I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.
by terryzz February 22, 2009
mugGet the optical rectalitis mug.

oopssicles

1. a sweetly sarcastic way of admitting guilt

2. a word admitting embarrassment after using profanity
1. Lindsay returns from the bathroom and hears Megan badmouthing her. Megan notices Lindsay and says, “Oh, Lindsay, there you are behind me. Oopssicles.”

2. Jay said, “Who cares what senior citizens want? Fuck ‘em!” Jay noticed his friends gazing at him in embarrassment, to which he says, “ Oopssicles.”
by scar1rave1 December 17, 2020
mugGet the oopssicles mug.

gastro-opticalendectomy

The surgical procedure of having a window installed in a persons stomach to allow them to see when their head is up their ass.
The politician's fly was open not for favors but for clear vision. His aide was polishing his gastro-opticalendectomy window.
by electrician January 31, 2010
mugGet the gastro-opticalendectomy mug.

optical delusion

An occasion when someone trys to twist something that is clearly normal into something that either causes excitement, offends someone, or helps prover their point.
Q- Yo man, have you seen my ticked out '77 Honda Accord?
A- Nah man, that just one of your optical delusions.
by djyr2003 February 16, 2010
mugGet the optical delusion mug.

optical-fertilization

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her
by mike hunt December 1, 2003
mugGet the optical-fertilization mug.

optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.
Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
by Phill Latio July 6, 2008
mugGet the optical intrusion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email