balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

Oogles

A lot

"That made oogles of sense!"

by tonesthetacodevourer May 19, 2025

Balled Oogle

A derpy bald eagle painted on a piece of driftwood.

This balled oogle was found in a thrift store in Panama Beach, Florida.

by Xenophilian September 20, 2022

oogle

to oogle at someone, or to admire and/or stare at them lovingly.

dont oogle over him and get to work!

by im_bored09 January 31, 2021

Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls

"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"

by Bald dood May 31, 2024

Balled Oogle

A derpy bald eagle painted on a piece of driftwood

This balled oogle clearly was on his way to enjoy a salmon.

by Xenophilian September 20, 2022

oogle

One who actively chooses to be a reckless transient. Typically, under 25, white, from a working-class, to upper-middle-class background. Also typically; Obnoxious, attention-seeking, trash-humans (always by choice, as they do have homes, and access to resources). Oogles have no respect and are, in essence, entitled, narcissistic brats that wreak havoc in pubic then return to their suburban parental homes. (To be clear: They are NOT Un-Homed Persons, or Humans living with debilitating mental/physical illness in need)

That oogle just peed on my car then called me a capitalist-pig after I gave him my last five dollars!

by xXdAnimaLx April 13, 2022