Shit-o-Meter

A term used to express shock or disbelief in a situation, person, or place. Usually refers to a scale of incredulity.

"I don't know what the hell is going on, but this definitely rates a ten on my What The Shit-o-Meter."

by Noctivagus February 25, 2005

fart-o-meter

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

creep-o-meter

A meter to determine how much of a creeper you are on facebook and/or twitter

Sam, you need to step up your creeping. Your creep-o-meter is getting pretty low.

by Ryann Bowser March 4, 2011

quiche-o-meter

A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).

The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.

'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"

by Pamela March 3, 2005

Penis O'Meter

A device used to spot a mans tiny ass dick from a mile away.

"Jeniffer, did u get the Penis O'Meter".

"Nope"
"Then u gunna get raped by some creepy ass mofo with a dick so small u can't even c it"

by Snuggle Mungle March 29, 2015

Fuck-O-Meter

A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*

Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter

by Fuck You Definition Readers April 15, 2018

boob-o-meter

Using (or offering) a thoughtful gauge to measure a woman's bare breasts. Boob-O-Meters often spontaneously appear at the in-fields of the most notable, and finest NASCAR forums (ie Talladega, Daytona, Brickyard, etc). Cardboard cut-outs are often used for mobile Boob-O-Meters, while plywood units sometimes appear at the more regular locations. Boob-O-Meters readings often include, "itty bitty", "oh mama", "melons", "big 'uns" and "good GOD" ...

She was able to fill out the "dammit Jim!" reading on the Boob-o-Meter we ran into this weekend at 'Dega !

My wife's sister registered as "itty bitty" while my wife scored "lordy lordy, they'd be 40!" on the Boob-O-Meter.

by K3ys3rS0z3 July 17, 2017