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ofer

a man who has NO dates( he is 0 for 1, ofer 1, get it?)
" Jimmy is such an ofer!"
by cody July 1, 2003
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Ofee

stands for Old Fucking Eagle Eyes, a person who can spot anything, anywhere, and is usually and old experienced person.
When ever we need to find something we send Ofee out to get er. Get old Duana over there, ol Ofee, he'll find it.
by Ryan Smith March 9, 2005
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ofeliaology

n the doing of the complete and exact opposite of what a regular, sane, and sensible human being would do; a horrible disease in which the sufferer will show symptoms of logic loss, lack of sense, jokes lacking wit or humour of any kind; associated with anything that Ofelia in Pan's Labryinth would do

adj: ofeliaological

This word stems from the protagonist's name in the movie Pan's Labryinth, as the character is seen to follow through with actions that most (or dare I say all) would deem very irrational, to the point of blatantly disobeying a terrifying looking faun-creature and creepy fairies (that were eaten by the pale man after silly Ofelia ate those grapes) that she dreamed up in her hallucinogenic imagination. Because of the wildness of her imagination, one would think that her visions were preceded by consumption of certain narcotics.

Synonyms: Spanish psychology, Spanish reverse psychology, reverse psychology, illogical, Spanish Logic
Ryan's got a severe case of ofeliaology.

Jumping off a plane flying 35,000 feet in the air without a parachute would be very ofeliaological.
by Old Snake August 10, 2008
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Ofelia

An evil spirit who you must get away from at all times. Highly evil. If you ever see one, run away as fast as possible. They have demons on them and are guaranteed to cause you to need an exorcism. If you encounter one, just pour water on them because they are afraid of it since the original one drowned by a river. STAY AWAY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Who names their kid an Ofelia???
by Nightwing3560 November 19, 2017
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Ofer

The sexist man in class, all the girls wants him, attractive and handsome, really cute.
Ofer is sexi as hell
by Ofer guy May 31, 2018
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Ofer

Ofer is a godly creature that exists within body, mind and soul.

Ofer must be praised, worshipped and revered on a daily basis.

Ofer is sole reason for our existens and without Ofer we would be all but lost souls in The Maw.

Ofers supporters can mainly be found amongst a large group of Flaming Hawt Eboys.
1. "Why do you smell?"
2. "I were too busy praising Ofer to shower today"

1."Ofer"

1."During my weekly prayers to Ofer, i gained enlightenment and felt the mighty power of Ofer"

1."Praise the Ofer, Praise the Ofer, Praise the all mighty Ofer"
by Xyntec December 1, 2020
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Ofentse

The source material commonly known as mr bitches. This is the source of many clones/siblings throughout history.
Yo Neo your really twinning with ofentse.
by Sbuda January 11, 2022
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