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Nutter

An absolute loose cunt who does the sickest and funniest shit and is always good to have around for a laugh. Everything a Nutter does is shaded with a tinge of crazy. Lacks awareness and is a lunatic, doesn't have it all quite there upstairs, but will act like a muppet, show off and be the nuttiest nutter.
Sammy: Did you see my Dragon Knight last night? Absolute nutter, mate. Sschliiiiike!

Farmsy: I don't talk to account buyers.

*Sammy is kicked from server*
by BringerofRain44 September 30, 2018
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Nuttery Buttery

The sexually charged positive EMOTION males receive when they have not ejaculated for an extended period of time. When said male does ejaculate, the final product is referred to as "Nutter Butter." The term is derived from the slang term "Busting a Nut" and that lovable food item: peanut butter.
Female: How do you feel today David?

David: When I look at you, I feel all Nuttery Buttery.
by Rusty-Spoon January 10, 2010
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Nuttermilk Pancakes

A pancake where you replace the quantity of milk/butter for nut (semen).
"Yo dawg, you make the best nuttermilk pancakes... you can really taste the NUT!!"
by BigDickSamantha May 29, 2017
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Nutter toast

An essential part to the most important meal of the day. Take your toast and release your seed upon it, then spread as if it were butter.
"Hey man, this tastes weird. I thought you said this was butter toast?"

"No bro, I use toast for a jizz rag. That's nutter toast!"
by Some random guy named CS February 15, 2018
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flubber nutter

A guy who likes to have sex with fat girls.
Billy: I think Eddie is a flubber nutter.
Tom: Why?
Billy: His last three girlfriends were huge.
by lambotama December 17, 2008
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phluffer nutter

A phluffer nutter is a result of eating a fluffer nutter, which is defined in Urban Dictionary and is a very delectable sandwich consisting of Marshmallow Spread and Peanut Butter.

A Phluffer Nutter is the gaseous result of eating a Fluffer Nutter and is prevalent in Truck Drivers. Please note that Phluffer Nutters will only occur while driving in a moving vehicle.

One experiences a Phluffer Nutter, while driving a truck, shortly after eating a Fluffer Nutter and the effect of the release of built up gases, that are exacerbated by the amount of refined sugars in the Fluffer Nutter, is demonstrated by the slow raising and lowering of the driver's private parts due to the fluctuating stream of released gases.

While it is highly unlikely that this can cause an obstruction of the driver's vision, it is important to note that there are unverified reports of accidents caused by excessive Phluffer Nuttering.
Right after eating a fluffler nutter I was slowing my vehicle on approach to the Weight Scale, I had a phluffer nutter that made me almost lose focus on downshifting. I hate it when that happens!
by RadicalRoadie April 6, 2015
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Nashville Nutter Butter

The Nashville Nutter Butter is the action of ejaculating on your partners back in order to create a buttery surface. You then will dump a bucket of popcorn on the lubricated surface to create buttery popcorn. You then finish the act by watching a movie with them while eating the popcorn.
I wanted to try the Nashville Nutter Butter with my girlfriend, but she wasn’t up for it.
by Lord WizarD III November 2, 2020
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