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the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking
"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"
nookie by btezra October 24, 2002
Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".
I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.
nooner by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Nooner for 1 

When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.
Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"

Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."

clitoral noogie 

When you are triple knuckling a girl, rubbing back and forth vigorously.
"I got her in bed and gave her the clitoral noogie."
clitoral noogie by noahandmeagan January 12, 2015

Tuesday Nooner 

The act of tongue punching your lady's pink taco, at lunchtime.
No Taco Tuesday is complete without a Tuesday Nooner.

Tuesday Nooner 

Extra lovin' of the lady parts between brunch and dinner.
Danielle wasn't ready to admit how much she enjoyed the good old Tuesday Nooner.
Tuesday Nooner by Mullet lovin' 6969 February 12, 2021