asshole noogies

to rub one's asshole violently with your knuckles

I went to my friends house and his dad was giving him some serious asshole noogies

by Trevor Commons July 17, 2007

Mexi-Joe Noogy

One who is notoriously good at border jumping and eating tacos; one who runs for the border.

I was in Arizona and saw a Mexi-Joe Noogy

by Maple 5B December 14, 2008

noogies

another word for titties

“hey let me see your noogies babe!”

by poopyfeetchickenbutt October 8, 2020

oogie noogie

When a gentleman blows a load in his palm and proceeds to give one a noogie. Note: one may only give an "oogie noogie" to a friend or an enemy.

Citation needed

When I was in high schools, I didn't get swirlies; I got oogie noogies.

by Bill449 June 12, 2017

ultimate noogie

When someone's head is cut off; decapitation

Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for, opening the cup on your wierdo pills?
*Receives an ultimate noogie*

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.

Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.

by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025

Noogis

The cute way a child says the word goodness

"Oh My Noogis!"

by PowPow Jeni February 5, 2019